Who's sorrry now?

You've got to admit, whether you love or hate former veep Darth Cheney, the man has nerve. On Fox News, which is more of an oxymoron than ever, Cheney told Sean Hannity that he was unhappy that President Barack Obama was wandering all over the world apologizing for the mess Cheney and his little buddy caused.

That would be messes. Many of them.

"I don’t think we’ve got much to apologize for," Cheney told Hannity, with a straight face no less.

Naaaah. The Skipper and Curious George, only started one of the most expensive and disruptive wars in history under false pretenses, ruined the world's economy, held up any progress on dealing with global warming, saddled the world's leading economy with unprecedented debt, allowed grave situations in Africa to become catastrophic, seriously damaged U.S-Russian relations, ignored humaitarian crises in Haiti, infuriated the entire Muslim world and let the real Sept. 11 terrorist in chief, Osama bin Laden, get away.

Apologize? We should apoligize for having elected Tweedle One and Tweedle Two, not once, but twice. We should throw ourselves on the mercy of the world court for what we allowed them to do the planet for eight years.

Cheney, however, would do well to keep from drawing attention to himself and how prudent it would be to bring criminal charges against him. But then he wouldn't be the man he used to be.

Hate Talk Express

Oh yeah, Sarah. You go girl.

A new CNN poll hot off the press shows that Sen, Barack Obama has now doubled his lead against Sen. John McCain. One of the reasons why? Six-Pack Sarah.

Seems that I’m not the only one who sees through Gov. Sarah Palin’s own private language as a lame cover-up for not having a clue. Those polled said it is her ineptitude that is helping pushing them into the Obama camp.

Drill, baby, drill.

It can’t hurt that Palin is on the hunt these days, taking thinly veiled racist shots at Obama for having attended a church where that nut-job Rev. Jeremiah Wright blabbed sometimes, and where Obama attended meetings years ago with another nut job, William Ayers. At it's best, it's all about hate, hate, hate.

The shrill, almost seizure-like attacks are beneath even Karl Rove and Co.

That stuff may fly up in Alaska, but Sarah Six Pack doesn’t get it that most of America has moved beyond just tolerating people of color and instead actually accept them and like them. The deeper the hole Palin digs the McCain campaign into, the higher Obama’s lead gets. If she digs much deeper, she might strike some of that oil she and McCain are huntin’ for.

Now we know why the McCain camp kidnapped her for as long as they could. She’s out there today, charging up the base and making the rest of America cringe with her talk of saying that the high heels are going on and the gloves are coming off.

Looks more like that lights are all one, but nobody’s home. Must be an Alaska thing.