I waited all night for an alien abduction and--nothing. Now I have to face another Monday. I feel silly spending all that time in the alley.

It renews my faith to see Ted Kennedy get as good as play as Michael Jackson did-except at the Denver Post where Jay Cutler leads.

Cheney says CIA agents deserve thanks & praise for threatening to kill a terrorist's children & rape his mom. Glad he's not my dad or VEEP.

I wish I was rich so I could care less whether whackos kill healthcare reform, & then they would have to live with the mess they've created.

ACK! Gotta talk to the food editor. Lead recipe is for "Chicken Wing Confit" and calls for a quart of oil.

Bless the cantankerous Congressman Barney Frank.

The saddest news yet out of this recession is the loss of an independent Frontier Airlines. It really was a whole other animal.

I'm hoping there's a new psych care benefit for health care whackos. http://digg.com/u1AYL2

Home is where the heartache is for slipping test scores. http://digg.com/u1AO2r