So it's easy to see the John McCain White House shaping up fast. While Sarah Palin runs the Senate, keeping 60 pesky Democrats in line, Joe the Plumber will be running the world as secretary of state.
Joe, aka Joe Wurzelbacher, formally endorsed McCain yesterday and was later overheard backing other McCain supporters stating that a vote for Barack Obama is a vote for the death of Israel. Since it's clear his understanding of foreign affairs is at least on par with that of the next boss of the Senate, it only makes sense.
McCain sure can pick 'em.
It's unclear whether late-night host David Letterman will be appointed communications director.
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