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How rich is this? Sarah Palin promises to write her memoirs next year. Really, is there nothing this woman won't do to ensure she never runs for public office again?

Please, oh please, let me write the title for what promises to be the definitive work on America's favorite piece of work?

Try these on for size:

"Darned If It Really Isn't All About Me,"

"They Call Me Salmon-Ella,"

"Kids Say The Darnedest Things On TV Talk Shows,"

"Sarah!!! Nonfiltered At Last,"

"Chocolate Moose and Wolfs Too: Recipes for A Conservative Paradise,"

"God I Hate That Tina Fey,"

"Six Packs For Success,"

"Crazy Like A Box,"

"With Skeletons Like These, Who Needs Closets?"

"When I Am President: The End Of Newspapers"

and my favorite:

"Everything I Know I Learned In Kindergarten, Really"